every cylindrical object should have flaccid and erect states simply because it would be funny

awkwardly sucking dr. pepper out of a flaccid can

SPILLED.

Charlie Squire, “Mattel, Malibu Stacy, and the Dialectics of the Barbie Polemic,” evil female (Substack), 2023.

FORGIVE BAD BOE JAMO

Im gonna migrate some of the things I usually post onto Twitter on here. Ok so imagine you’re Nakia Bahadir and you begin your sophomore year of high school by wearing a hijab for the first time and rejecting your westernized nickname only for your best friend to begin pulling away from you and start hanging out with your mutual guy friend more and more often, and you begin to wonder if she’s actually rejecting the changes in you

Imagine you’re Nakia Bahadir and your best friend is in a coma and your two mutual white friends are like pissing yelling screaming crying about it, so you have to keep your feelings deep inside.

Imagine you’re Nakia Bahadir and your superhero best friend because she appears to be shilling for Norman Osborn, but it turns out she was just suspicious of him and didn’t tell you about it, and now she’s dead

Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

tumblr really has gone from being an open pvp zone to being my chill little retreat from other social media sites. nobody is trying to hock NFTs. i'm not forced to hear about joe rogan. i mean i know statistically people like this and things that are even worse also exist on tumblr but it's out of sight out of mind. they aren't being forced into my view by an algorithm. it's all just among us babies

e. honda was the only one of the original street fighters that could feasibly exist in real life

are you sure… i dont think hundred hand slap is possible. also e honda can fly up and across

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?